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A woman moves in with her boyfriend and immediately notices the butter is disappearing. She thinks she's miscounting. Then one night she watches him sneak a stick of butter out of the fridge and disappear into the bathroom for over an hour. No butter comes back out.
This happens again. And again. She starts tracking it. She hears moaning...
When she finally confronts him, he doesn't explain a thing. He just asks her to promise to never bring up his "butter activities" again and offers to buy his own "separate, private butter."
Sir. SIR.
We have so many questions and zero answers and OBK is getting into ALL of it today. Because this man owes us an explanation even if his girlfriend isn't getting one.
WHAT IS HE DOING IN THERE?!?
Oh. OH. We are starting this episode with a story that made my jaw hit the floor and STAY there. A 27-year-old woman comes home after a lovely day of Christmas shopping with her sister — hot chocolate, cookies, the whole thing — opens up her wedding dress bag to try it on… and finds a crusty stain on the corset. And she knows exactly what it is. The only two people in that house all day? Her fiancé. And his brother.
She can't afford a new dress. She doesn't know who did it. She doesn't know how to bring it up. And the brother is apparently the golden child of the whole family. So what do you even DO with that?
OBK is going to walk through every layer of this disaster, because there are MANY, and none of them are okay. This is the kind of story that makes you want to sit down, take a deep breath, and reconsider everything.
Let's get into it.
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